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So, since Betrayer didn’t leave me feeling numb enough, Im on to Angel Exterminatus. Just got to that paragraph. You know the one. They certainly got the right author for this book.
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via aej3145)
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Yup
can i just say my favorite part about this picture is that these undead skeletons catch people fucking in their graveyard and instead of trying to eat their flesh they just go, “oh man, i remember those days”
THIS IS PERFECT I can’t stop laughing
This is one of my favorite webcomics, has been for awhile. Sex jokes is best jokes.
(via eatingtheclouds)
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I like even numbers.
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This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.
OH. MY. GOD.
OH MY FREAKING LORD
HOLY FUCK
oh.
I feel like my child self is staring at me and just asking
“Why?”(via sardine-queen)
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the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized

Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in
This is all I have to say about this whole Yahoo business.
Im glad its a joke.(via eatingtheclouds)
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reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you
yup
yes
of course
…..duh
Absolutely.
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Cosmo sex tip
To encourage your partner to move faster, lick your lips suggestively and scream “MODERATI: FULL STRIDE!”
To be honest. I dont think Id mind this.

