1. So, since Betrayer didn’t leave me feeling numb enough, Im on to Angel Exterminatus. Just got to that paragraph. You know the one. They certainly got the right author for this book.

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  2. photo

    photo

    8 hours ago  /  4,730 notes  /  Source: indepenisday

  3. craplos:

    ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

    (via aej3145)

    8 hours ago  /  36,321 notes  /  Source: craplos

  4. theblacklacedandy:

cognitionadrift:

theshiningd:

Yup

can i just say my favorite part about this picture is that these undead skeletons catch people fucking in their graveyard and instead of trying to eat their flesh they just go, “oh man, i remember those days”

THIS IS PERFECT I can’t stop laughing

This is one of my favorite webcomics, has been for awhile. Sex jokes is best jokes.

    theblacklacedandy:

    cognitionadrift:

    theshiningd:

    Yup

    can i just say my favorite part about this picture is that these undead skeletons catch people fucking in their graveyard and instead of trying to eat their flesh they just go, “oh man, i remember those days”

    THIS IS PERFECT I can’t stop laughing

    This is one of my favorite webcomics, has been for awhile. Sex jokes is best jokes.

    (via eatingtheclouds)

    19 hours ago  /  5,440 notes  /  Source: oglaf.com

  5. I like even numbers.

    I like even numbers.

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  7. othartryggvassen:

    cthulhu:

    celebrate-the-magic:

    poison-ninja:

    i-am-momo-senpai:

    This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.

    OH. MY. GOD.

    OH MY FREAKING LORD

    HOLY FUCK 

    oh.

    I feel like my child self is staring at me and just asking
    “Why?”

    (via sardine-queen)

    1 day ago  /  26,836 notes  /  Source: i-am-momo-senpai

  8. thief-0f-space:

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized


Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in

This is all I have to say about this whole Yahoo business.Im glad its a joke.

    thief-0f-space:

    pizza:

    pizza:

    the yahoo staff are being scary

    they apologized

    Ok do maybe yahoo does know how to fit in

    This is all I have to say about this whole Yahoo business.
    Im glad its a joke.

    (via eatingtheclouds)

    2 days ago  /  72,784 notes  /  Source: sierrasoldhervoice

  9. erebusthesaladtosser:

    johnbarrowmanbutt:

    sexting-inchurch:

    neon-vagina:

    cheerupsmelly:

    reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you

    yup

    yes

    of course

    …..duh

    Absolutely.

    3 days ago  /  12,379 notes  /  Source: cheerupsmelly

  10. Cosmo sex tip

    slaaneshi-party-bus:

    To encourage your partner to move faster, lick your lips suggestively and scream “MODERATI: FULL STRIDE!”

    To be honest. I dont think Id mind this.

    3 days ago  /  19 notes  /  Source: slaaneshi-party-bus